Q:
What do you call a blonde in a tree with
a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.
GuoDorrellyn
A blonde and a brunette were talking. The
brunette complained, "Everytime my boyfriend brings home flowers, I have
to to spend the weekend with my legs in the air." The blonde asks,
"Don't you have a vase?"
IgashoMatrj
What goes 'peck, bang, peck, bang, peck, bang'
?
A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !
AddieBasiliosII
Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new
brain transplant?
A: She sneezes.
BeaganTadleighWA
Caller: Operator! Operator! I don't know
what's wrong with my phone, but I can't make long distance calls
any
longer!
Operator: Don't worry. Your long distance calls are
long enough
already!
BraddockTearlylC
IRS Agent: What's all this? Bracken:
Well, you told me to bring all my records with me and I did.
Here's some by Willie Nelson, Tammy Wynette, and Garth Brooks . .
.
RamiDelronqb
Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with
toads?
She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.
CherPahanaZL
My sister
wanted to marry a man
clever enough to make a lot of money but dumb
enough to spend it on
her !
FinleighSlaedDy
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bashful
!
Bashful who ?
I can't tell you, I'm so embarrassed !
CalvertNatanielSG
Grandma, is it exciting being 99?
It
certainly is! If I wasn't 99 I'd be dead.
ZebElironTf